Hometown: Boston, MA
Bio: Did you know Ruth is short for “Ruthless”? This girl is sweet on the outside (see Fig. 1 Smiling Girl with Frozen Custard) but on the field you get to see the nasty side of this Bostonian. One not-so-secret secret about Ruth is her intense passion for gerbils. Owner of more than fifty gerbils, she knows how to keep rodents in line. Likewise, she is prone to kicking the ass of the vermin which make up our opponent teams.